So tonight I went to a srtripclub for the first time

And I got a lapdance from a gay dancer named Envy. She gave me an extra lapdance cause she thought I was cute :]

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jankyass:

4 minutes of white people problems set to a xylophone

4 minutes try a whole hour

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fuckyeahdirectors:

Director/Actor Christopher Guest and the cast of A Mighty Wind

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The Beatles Typographic Prints

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highrecordingsgoodforbusiness:

So I’m watching cops and the funniest commercial I’ve ever seen comes on, I had to record it. Hilarious. 10/10.

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Adventure time x studio ghibli

maid-sniper-assassin:

i love a-rach: collidingkiss: i hope season 4 opens with rachel in her apartment in...

collidingkiss:

i hope season 4 opens with rachel in her apartment in new york sitting on the sofa watching and critiquing all the contestants of american idol when she hears a knock at the door. she’s confused because it’s pouring down rain outside and rather late in the evening and there…

Thank you Vanessa, HeMo, and Naya for taking good care of us always. We love you guys so much.

themostrandomfandom:

You make our dreams come true.

thedailywhat:

Movie Trailer of the Day: Flashy first trailer for Moulin Rouge director Baz Luhrmann’s movie adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby, starring Tobey Maguire as narrator Nick Carraway, Carey Mulligan as Daisy Buchanan, and Leonardo DiCaprio as the titular Gatsby.

Here’s the official synopsis:

The Great Gatsby follows Fitzgerald-like, would-be writer Nick Carraway as he leaves the Midwest and comes to New York City in the spring of 1922, an era of loosening morals, glittering jazz and bootleg kings.

Chasing his own American Dream, Nick lands next door to a mysterious, party-giving millionaire, Jay Gatsby, and across the bay from his cousin, Daisy, and her philandering, blue-blooded husband, Tom Buchanan. It is thus that Nick is drawn into the captivating world of the super rich, their illusions, loves and deceits. As Nick bears witness, within and without the world he inhabits, he pens a tale of impossible love, incorruptible dreams and high-octane tragedy, and holds a mirror to our own modern times and struggles.

The Great Gatsby opens in 3D on December 25th.

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